Did ya hear the one about Bill O'Lielly? Well, Bill shows up in the ER with his vibrator stuck up his rectum. Doc says to Bill, "Well, Mr. O'Lielly, I suppose that you want us to remove that for you?" Bill responds, "No Doc. I just want the batteries changed"!! True story! I heard it on Bill's TV show, called The Sphincter!
What's the difference between George Bush and Monica Lewinsky? Bush can't handle nuthin' bigger than a pretzel!
ReplyDeleteDid ya hear the one about Bill O'Lielly? Well, Bill shows up in the ER with his vibrator stuck up his rectum. Doc says to Bill, "Well, Mr. O'Lielly, I suppose that you want us to remove that for you?" Bill responds, "No Doc. I just want the batteries changed"!! True story! I heard it on Bill's TV show, called The Sphincter!
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