Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Joke of the weak

Best line from "A Prairie Home Companion's" fall Joke Show last Saturday:

What's the difference between the Iraq War and the Vietnam War?

George W. Bush had a plan for getting out of the Vietnam War.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between George Bush and Monica Lewinsky? Bush can't handle nuthin' bigger than a pretzel!

Anonymous said...

Did ya hear the one about Bill O'Lielly? Well, Bill shows up in the ER with his vibrator stuck up his rectum. Doc says to Bill, "Well, Mr. O'Lielly, I suppose that you want us to remove that for you?" Bill responds, "No Doc. I just want the batteries changed"!! True story! I heard it on Bill's TV show, called The Sphincter!