A former Bozeman resident has put together an entire calendar of items culled from Bozeman Daily Chronicle police reports.
Sample entry: "Aug. 22: A man in a chicken suit and a man in a cow suit were reportedly wandering around a parking lot on South 11th Avenue at 12:45 a.m. The man in the cow suit was allegedly wearing an Afro wig."

OK, and one more: "Aug. 26: A caller said he took a TV to a repair shop in August. When he went to pick it up on Tuesday, the shop was gone."